If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
Reblogging this because i still can’t believe how many posts it got.
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
This is the highlight of my year.
why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity
Envy was envious…
I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier.
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
Everyone on tumblr should have this on their blog
[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE