idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

hergreatescapee:

machinegunmoose:

Proabably the 3rd time reblogging this 

HAHAHA.

tegansenpai:

linrenzo:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

Yo

holy sheet

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts)

i’m such a jealous little shit but i’ll never say a word about it

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

Hobbiton is a real place.

(Source: bedlamtimes)

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: kittenemoji)

mclennonlovers:

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.

Me as a Parent

  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
  • groot: *impales several men and uses them to violently kill several other men*
  • groot: *smiles*
  • me: HE'S SO CUTE AWWWW LOOK WHAT HE DID OMG CUTIE