allmymetaphors:

whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe 

Actors meeting their characters

  • John: good evening, you alright?
  • Martin: what the fuck
  • -
  • Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
  • Sherlock: liar
  • -
  • Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
  • Tyler: smh shut up u love him
  • -
  • Stiles: aaayyyyyy
  • Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
  • -
  • Dean: I secretly love castiel
  • Jensen: I openly love misha
  • -
  • Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
  • Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
  • -
  • Captain Jack: I like dick
  • John: I like dick
  • -
  • Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
  • Doctor: saNDWICHES
  • Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
  • -
  • Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
  • Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

dirkminaj:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

This is my favourite thing.

arduousequinox:

tsundaenerys:

game of thrones hogwarts au

jon snow puts on the sorting hat

“ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”

(Source: shepardtaichou)

jade-sexual:

jaredpotterlecki:

comparisons:

saltandsilverbullets:

illegalfag:

satomimi:

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)